Splish splash, they won’t be taking a bath.
This miserly mama’s kids better pray for rain if they want to feel water on their skin — because she’s banned her brood from taking a shower every 24 hours.
“They don’t have a shower or bath every day,” Georgia, a mother of three from the UK, confessed to TikTok before bizarrely chanting, “The f- -k, the f- -k, the f- -k?.”
“Do you know how much it costs — my water bill?,” she continued in her trending tell-all. “Every other day you can have a shower or bath.”
Much like the long list of A-listers who, too, refuse to rubba-dub-dub their cubs on a daily basis — couples such as Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, as well as Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard — Georgia is not ashamed to spill her dirty little secret.
“I fully expect all the moms to come at me with their pitchforks,” she said in the vid, which is actually garnering tubs of support from anti-showering parents worldwide.
“I’m the same, my boy gets 2 showers a week here,” admitted a dad.
“F–k the haters,” cheered an equally moved mom, in part.
“I totally agree with you,” raved another, “well said.”
And it’s been said that habitual bathing is a “purely performative” act with no real health benefits, according to experts.
In fact, Julie Russak, a Manhattan dermatologist previously told The Post that routine scrubs — especially those long, luxurious “everything showers” which can last up to four hours — could be detrimental to one’s hide.
“I don’t recommend a prolonged bath or daily showers,” she said.
The doc added that lathering up with hot water and soap, “really removes and destroys the skin’s microbiome,” which plays a role in protecting the skin and is “also extremely important in overall health of the body.”
Rather than showering their tots with showers each day, Bell and Shepard said they “wait for the stink” to rise from their bitty bodies.
“It’s not so much of a joke that I wait for the stink,” said Bell, 44, back in 2021. That tells you when they need to bathe.”
“It just happens whenever it happens, I guess.”
